He should have put the glasses on in end and then said the last line.
*whistle* ’nuff said.
This reminds me of the guy who successfully sued Unilever Faberge because his Axe/Lynx failed to attract the ladies as promised in the ads.
Yeah, that lawsuit was a hoax from a website called ‘Faking News’…
But, would it really surprise you if it turned out to have been a real suit?
I wouldn’t be surprised if it was real, I would be surprised if it was successful.
It couldn’t possibly be the fact that he is balding that he couldn’t get any digits could it?
Steady! I’m balding and I managed to marry the most beautiful, intelligent girl in the world!
Receding hairlines don’t bother most women. Being treated like collector pieces instead of fellow human beings, that bothers us!
No, it’s the fact that he’s just a better-dressed version of Creepy Guy.
I’m not so sure Mrs. TK is human, to be honest. Humans are clumsy, selfish, ghastly creatures and she’s anything but.
“I strutted in like I owned the place, and Bobbi Harlow still left with Cutter John! Spent all night knocking back Shirley Temples with Opus and that damn cat!”
What surprises me is that the obviously false claims made in those ads are legal.
The fact that it’s obviously false is why it’s legal. It’s clearly hyperbole. Only a complete moron would seriously believe it.
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