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Relabel as bug spray, will be twice as effective as its intended purpose
Should work well as Human Repellant too!
They look like batteries hehehe…
What about it doesn’t work?
It doesn’t spray? It won’t go on your body?
Where does it say that it’s supposed to do anything else?
To me, it reminds me of the AXE brand stuff–which is featured in many ads as making you irresistible to females (never seen an ad for it that didn’t feature that), and there have been cases of men actually thinking it worked like that–not realizing that, instead, it makes all of us females flee the vicinity from the stench.
The Axe stuff is nothing new,Hai Karate cologne was taking the same ad apprach back in the 60′s/70′s
You must not watch live TV much… or at least not the shows that would run the ads in question. This is poking fun at all those body sprays they market as making men chick magnets.. stuff like Bod spray and Axe Spray. The thing is most people I know can’t stand the smell of that crap. Those products make a person smell horrible! Not only that but it triggers allergic reactions for some.
Here in England, Axe is called Lynx, but one ad had female angels falling from the sky and fawning over a guy supposedly wearing the stuff. Also note that the spray claims to have pheromones, the chemical given off by animals to attract a mate.
I can think of few smells less attractive than axe. The worst is being on the same bus with a guy who went to the gym and tried to cover up the smell of his sweat with axe. Not only can I smell both the sweat and the axe, the sweat smells better! Dude, wipe yourself down with a wet face cloth with a bit of hand soap on it or just embrace the funk.
GG?- as in ‘GeeGee’ a slang term for ‘horse’? Remind me of the old film ‘A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Way To The Forum’, where a subplot is based around the acquisition of a certain ingredient to creat an aphrodisiac potion…
Hey! Just checked the dictionary and spelled a five syllabel word right on the first tri!
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