I’d lay down my hard earned money on a Minivan or a station wagon long before you could give me a crossover for nothing! I hate those fat, useless, deformed station wagons with a passion! You loose the true off road capabity of a traditional SUV, the mileage and handling of a comparable station wagon, and the versitility of a minivan so you can look like you’re driving a truck and not a station wagon or a minivan, but may not even get the mileage a minivan gets either. sorry, I just despise those stupid things.
I dunno. If I’m remembering the Blizzcon closing concert correctly Dave Grohl from the Foo Fighters drives a minivan. Pretty sure he doesn’t lose any coolness points because of it (if anything, I think he’s cooler because its just so darn normal).
All Dad would have to do is open his (with the remote ), show Mom’s motorized scooter in the back whole still having room for luggage and passengers in the middle row and say, “Can your __________ hold this and still have room for four?”
I had a minivan once, a 1990 Ford Aerostar. The only reason I thought it was cool was because I had ALL the seats removed, except the driver’s seat, and it ended up having the cargo capacity of a pickup truck, plus it was faster and very maneuverable because I had removed 700 pounds worth of seats that would have done nothing for me anyway because I’m single and didn’t do any carpools. What a van! I actually miss having it.
WARNING: For Soccer Moms only.
Warning: May cause family road trips…and tears
Probably why the crossovers and small/med sized suvs are doing so well now compared to vans.
Well crossovers is what I meant mainly.
What, like my Sailor Moon/Star Trek TNG crossover?
I’d lay down my hard earned money on a Minivan or a station wagon long before you could give me a crossover for nothing! I hate those fat, useless, deformed station wagons with a passion! You loose the true off road capabity of a traditional SUV, the mileage and handling of a comparable station wagon, and the versitility of a minivan so you can look like you’re driving a truck and not a station wagon or a minivan, but may not even get the mileage a minivan gets either. sorry, I just despise those stupid things.
I dunno. If I’m remembering the Blizzcon closing concert correctly Dave Grohl from the Foo Fighters drives a minivan. Pretty sure he doesn’t lose any coolness points because of it (if anything, I think he’s cooler because its just so darn normal).
Warning- All male minivan drivers must have sharp rebuttals prepared for immediate use when questioned about their manhood.
All Dad would have to do is open his (with the remote
), show Mom’s motorized scooter in the back whole still having room for luggage and passengers in the middle row and say, “Can your __________ hold this and still have room for four?” 
my minivan is awesome
I had a minivan once, a 1990 Ford Aerostar. The only reason I thought it was cool was because I had ALL the seats removed, except the driver’s seat, and it ended up having the cargo capacity of a pickup truck, plus it was faster and very maneuverable because I had removed 700 pounds worth of seats that would have done nothing for me anyway because I’m single and didn’t do any carpools. What a van! I actually miss having it.
Warning: it’s thinner than a tin can.
Being cool is like being a man.
If you let someone else define it for you, you aren’t.